As if God Gives A Rat’s Ass About Texas

The poor children of the State of Texas will daily be reminded indoctrinated that the Creator and Supreme Intelligence of the Universe (aka God) blesses not only their Nation but their Great State as well.

“Personally, I felt like the Texas pledge had a big old hole in it, and it occurred to me, ‘You know what? We need to fix that,’ ” said Riddle, R-Tomball. “Our Texas pledge is perfectly OK like it is with the exception of acknowledging that just as we are one nation under God, we are one state under God as well.” (Source)

I wonder how God feels about American Idolatry.

4 You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. (Exodus 20:4)

And LO! For The Heavenly Host spaketh unto Me! And declareth God’s Great Anger! And made knoweth unto Me that, for their Hubris and In Expiation, our Great and Merciful Lord shall smite the insipid and idolatrous State of Texas! And He, in his Divine Mercy, shall wipe it from the Face of the Waters, and shall Bury it in the Great Caverns of the Earth!

When, you ask? Oh, sometime in the next, um, millenium.


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