Fundamental Stupidity

God: Who crafted time and space?

Fundamentalist: You did.

God: Who set the stars alight?

Fundamentalist: You did.

God: Who fixed the planets in their spheres?

Fundamentalist: You did.

God: Who designed all life on Earth?

Fundamentalist: You did.

God: How do you know all these things?

Fundamentalist: From your Holy Bible!

God: Who created DNA?

Fundamentalist: You did.

God: How do you know what DNA is?

Fundamentalist: Uh . . .

God: What is the Scientific Method?

Fundamentalist: The work of the Devil!

God: Why are you so god damned stupid?

Fundamentalist: Uh . . .

God: Do you think I am a moron?

Fundamentalist: I don’t understand.

God: And you never will.

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