What am I?

A: So what are you again?

B: I am a Socratic dialectician.

A: But you look fine!

B: Looks have nothing to do with it.

A: Then why are you on a diet?

B: I didn’t say dietician! I said di-a-lec-tician!

A: What does Socrates have to do with electricity?

B: You hate me don’t you?

A: Only when you get too full of yourself.

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