A: So what are you again?
B: I am a Socratic dialectician.
A: But you look fine!
B: Looks have nothing to do with it.
A: Then why are you on a diet?
B: I didn’t say dietician! I said di-a-lec-tician!
A: What does Socrates have to do with electricity?
B: You hate me don’t you?
A: Only when you get too full of yourself.