Oh, what a piece of crap is Windows! How deficient in design, how infinite in obstructionism!
In form and moving how viscous and elephantine. In action how like a moron! In apprehension, how like a dunce!
A beauty of an operating system!? The paragon of simplicity!? Ha! To me, it is but a quintessence of meaningless bytes.
Windows delights not me — nor Macs either. They are but tools. I love my hammer more.