God Loves Gas Guzzlers

I sometimes get asked why I don’t go to church. Here’s an answer:08pray_xlarge1

Pentecostal Bishop Charles H. Ellis III, who shared the sanctuary’s wide altar with three gleaming sport utility vehicles, closed his sermon by leading the choir and congregants in a boisterous rendition of the gospel singer Myrna Summers’s “We’re Gonna Make It” as hundreds of worshipers who work in the automotive industry — union assemblers, executives, car salesmen — gathered six deep around the altar to have their foreheads anointed with consecrated oil.

Summary: I’m allergic to idiots.

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One Response to God Loves Gas Guzzlers

  1. Travis says:

    Tout homme sensé, tout homme de bien, doit avoir la secte chrétienne en horreur. (Voltaire).

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