Socrates: What is a question?
Pupil: Yes it is.
Socrates: Cute. A question is a request from one person to another, or to a group of people, to illicit knowledge and information that the requester does not yet have.
Pupil: Has anyone ever told you you’re pedantic?
Socrates: I’ve been told I’m a pedagogue.
Pupil: What’s a pedagogue?
Socrates: Ask your mother when she picks you up after class.