A: May I make an observation?
B: Have I ever been able to stop you?
A: We seem to be obsessed with the Periodic Table of Elements.
B: It is one of the greatest inventions slash discoveries in history.
A: Yes, it is. Invented by Dmitri Mendeleev in 1869.
A: Curious. No one thinks the Periodic Table of Elements is a theory.
B: But there are still plenty of ignorant people in the world who believe evolution is a theory.
A: Why is that?
B: One moment, please. You are being generous.
A: How so?
B: You said “No one thinks the Periodic Table of Elements is a theory.”
A: Correct, I did.
B: But your question assumes people know what the Periodic Table of Elements is.
A: Point taken. Maybe more people would know what the Periodic Table is if it were given to Moses.
B: And maybe more people would know the difference between theory and fact . . .
A: If they just started using one of the greatest gifts of God . .
B: The universe between our ears .