(Scene: The Dalai Lama, the Archangel Gabriel, Satan, and all of Creation.)
Gabriel: Your holiness! I wish to witness the wisdom of your Pacifism.
Dalai Lama: The meek shall inherit the earth.
Gabriel: Indeed. My friend Satan has agreed to destroy Creation.
Dalai Lama: That is his karma.
Gabriel: Yes, it is. And he does not oppose his karma.
Dalai Lama: Nor do I. Satan is wise.
Gabriel: And so are you. My friend, Satan, please destroy the Cosmos.
Satan: The Dalai Lama will not stop me?
Dalai Lama: Violence begets violence. I will not oppose the karma of Satan.
Satan: I am glad. And all of Creation respects your Pacifism.
(Satan proceeds to destroy the Cosmos.)
Dalai Lama: Can I help?