Conundrum 7

June 11, 2012

Muhammad was a suicide bomber.


Conundrum 6

June 5, 2012

A: What do you get when you add the Five Pillars of Islam to the Four Noble Truths of Buddhism?

B: Nine levels of Hell.

Conundrum 5

June 2, 2012

A: Why are all hierarchies patriarchies?

B: Vagina envy.

Conundrum 4

June 2, 2012

A: Why did Descartes believe that the mind was separate from the body?

B: He never felt a whisper of breath at the back of his neck.

Conundrum 3

June 2, 2012

A: Why are there so few female philosophers?

B: Penis envy.

Conundrum 2

June 2, 2012

A: Why is the vast majority of theology and philosophy complete bullshit?

B: Because most of it happened before Charles Darwin. And George Lakoff.

Conundrum 0

May 20, 2012

Can an atheist be inspired by God?