To the creator, all things come

February 28, 2009

A: You have no control over what you started.

B: None at all.

A: Do you know what that means?

B: It means that I am a creator.

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The Infinite Absurdity of Hinduism

February 11, 2009

Hindus worship cows. I love how they taste.

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Via Der Spiegel, I discovered that some enterprising hindus are bringing a soft drink based on cow urine to market.

Cow urine, from indian cows, apparently also has marvellous curative powers. And how does cow urine acquire these powers? Apparently from its hump, which “serves as a pyramid and absorbs cosmic rays from the universe.”

Unfortunately, we humans lack the holy hump, so our urine is only good for fertilizer. And golden showers.