(Scene: Nirvana. Buddha, Socrates, and Christ sip ambrosia. A thunderclap. A donkey appears.)
Buddha: Welcome, friend, to paradise!
Donkey: EEEE-AWWW EEEE-AWWW EEEE-AWWW!
Socrates: He seems heavily burdened. What does the poor beast carry?
(Christ approaches the donkey and peers into its sacks.)
Donkey: EEEE-AWWW EEEE-AWWW!
Christ: He is burdened with outmoded-doctrines, prejudice, and ignorance.
Buddha: Friend! Lay down your baggage! This is paradise!
Donkey: EEEE-AWWW EEEE-AWWW!
Socrates: We’re not getting through to him. Maybe the poor animal is not ready for Nirvana.
Buddha: So it would seem. I’m sorry friend, you must be reincarnated.
Donkey: EEEE-AWWW!
Buddha: Friends, what shall be the next species of this poor animal?
Socrates: I suggest a Homo Sapien. Maybe then he will learn the meaning of Love.
Buddha: Harsh choice, but I agree. And what shall be his karma?
Christ: Let the animal grow to be a Cleric. Maybe then he will learn the meaning of Wisdom.
Buddha: Friend, you have many burdens you need to abandon. Maybe next time we see you, you will be ready to enter paradise.
Donkey: EEEE-AWWW EEEE-AWWW EEEE-AWWW!
(A thunderclap. The donkey disappears. In the distance, the whisper of a baby being born is heard.)
Christ: To be honest, I’m glad the animal’s gone. It smelled.
Seal of Silence
June 6, 2012God: Why do you believe that I would stop revealing the beauty and majesty of my creation?
Cleric: We got tired of listening to you.
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